railroadsoftware:

john green is really spinning out of control 

railroadsoftware:

john green is really spinning out of control 

(Source: octopussoir-, via eeveelootions)

baklavagina:

asselot:

someone who’s never played a metal gear game please explain this gif

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an old grandpa wiggling his titties on top of a tank for his debut music video while his back up dancers shoot innocent civilians 

(Source: deigobrando, via eeveelootions)

prewars:

smallgovernment:

at this point I’ve nearly forgotten that pirating movies and software is illegal

(Source: exeggcute, via anudistbeach)

gilinskytbh:

baesicdallas:

So there’s this place in New South Wales called Yass and there is a mcdonalds there and well…..

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"my ass"

open 24 hours

(via ruinedchildhood)

Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
#australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay

starweilder:

trying to figure out someone else’s shower

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(via kurox)

sirl33te:

jeanlikesitupthebodt:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

thranduilsenpai:

ineloquentformalities:

ridingsheepinnewzealand:

play it just do it

Play this at my wedding, of funeral. Either.

I could tell by the picture that I would not be disappointed. And I was definitely not.

SOMEBODY POST THAT SPIDERMAN GIF THAT DANCES TO EVERY BEAT ON THIS BECAUSE LET ME TELL YOU IT MAKES IT 2000 TIMES BETTER

you mean this one

this was a wild magical ride

(via wallflower20)